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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 05:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Healthy Returns: Ozempic, Wegovy linked to rare cases of serious eye condition - CNBC

Still no good

No go.

No, not a chance

Gold overtakes euro as global reserve asset, ECB says - Financial Times

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

How many couples swap wives?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

Still no good.

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

The Universe's Largest Map Has Arrived, And You Can Stargaze Like Never Before - ScienceAlert

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?