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14.06.2025 05:20

Loons and Moons
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Healthy Returns: Ozempic, Wegovy linked to rare cases of serious eye condition - CNBC
Still no good
No go.
No, not a chance
Gold overtakes euro as global reserve asset, ECB says - Financial Times
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
Still no good.
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
The Universe's Largest Map Has Arrived, And You Can Stargaze Like Never Before - ScienceAlert
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?