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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
What is some information about unprotected sex and pregnancy?
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds